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Greatest DUI Test Of The Millenium

Top Five People Who Look Like Frogs

1. Laugh at this. 2. Go directly to hell

History's Greatest Man Perms

The SA Rugby Random Cliche Generator
Real Life Eric Cartman Throws A Toddler Tantrum
This Boy Is A Bottom
Our New God: Kai The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker
What the Internet was made for: 2012
Mountain Gorilla Chillout

The 11 Worst People To Catch You Wanking

Hysterical Literature: The Making of...

Welcome To My Car

This Pic Of Lisa Nicole Carson

"I love him for the narrowness of his jibs"

Marikana Massacre ENCA analysis version

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That!

King Of The Hill Metal Porn Rant

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