In fact, in a lot of cases, it's people's distinctive physical characteristics that make them sexy. Here then, a tribute to those unique aesthetic proclivities that make our stars to special...
Simphiwe Dana's scar
Msholozi's craniumOur esteemed president has a head with two prominent cranial lobes, front and back, the rear one apparently functions as a plumbing fixture for Zapiro to attach a shower to. Such disrespect!
Loyiso Gola's tallnessSome tall okes get this gangly, awkward thing going that makes them kind of charming. Other dudes play it in an intimidating way. Not so much Loyiso. He just happens to be tall. You get the impression it exasperates him sometimes, like when he has to stand at the back at a hip-hop show, so he doesn't obstruct anyone's view. You don't notice it on TV, but first time you see him in person, you'll be like, "Dude! You a tall motherfucker!"
Helen Zille's faceWe're not sure what she did to it, but that face of hers looks way tight. Maybe somewhere behind her left ear there's a screw she tightens before she goes out in the morning. Perhaps it's next to the "Insensitivity Boost" button. Ag, she means well.
Mpumelelo Mbangwa's afro
|A ratel, ready to rawl|
Gaps in our understanding:
Why, guys? We loved those gaps!