11 Your mom
10 The housekeeper
9 Your boss
8 A potential girlfriend
7 An actual girlfriend
6 Your girlfriend's dad, in the pantry at a family braaivleis
5 The police
4 A woman with an afro in the taxi next to you at the traffic lights corner Bompas and Oxford, whom you bump into sometimes at Kitcheners.
3 Gareth Cliff
2 Deborah Patta
1 Chuck Norris
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