Delicious in its terribleness!

As it says on the packet, a deliciously terrible version of I Will Always Love You. You always wonder how these things end up getting posted on the web. Most normal humans would immediately delete a travesty such as this.

But for some of us there's a narcissism that refuses to accept the idea that that we're not awesome...

It never gets old: Treadmill fails!

From the hip-hop video shambolics to the Swiss ball fail to the guys looking for trouble by trying to ride a BMX on the running machine, we could watch these things until the tears flow. We did actually.

Look out for the dude trying to put on tracksuit pants while running, the ones where the cheap home treadmills simply fall apart, and the Arab dude at the end.

Just trying to keep it cerebral here on Hagenshouse. Mangaung's coming up, after all. We need to keep our mental acuity. And that's what fail vids are for, obviously.

Journalists getting their arses kicked!

The media get a lot of stick, largely for being apologist stooge toadies of the neoliberal capitalist establishment and the voice of exploitive right-wing oppression worldwide.

So, it's fun to see them getting utterly cancelled live on camera by vigilante citizens, and the slow, vengeful hand of karma. We dedicate this one to every politician who was ever misquoted, misrepresented, defamed, character assassinated or otherwise had their name blackened by the biased, lazy, shallow, real-issue-dodging, mind-controlling media.

This video delivers what it says on the tin.

Bomb drop fail!

We've heard this called a cannonball and a can opener too, but we've always gone with bomb drop. Whichever way you call it, it's a fail.

Besides teutonic foolishness, this fail does exhibit a certain self-belief. The guy has no way of knowing whether he has the body weight to crack the surface of his frozen pool, but he goes for it with utter conviction.

That may be why he just about breaks his arse.