One Pound Fish - The Christmas Number 1?

Quite possibly! This is the original form of One Pound Fish by London's funky fishmonger Mohamed Shaid Nazir, 31.

This year the tune, in slightly funkier form, will be challenging the latest X-factor product, some covers and various pop oddities by Girls Aloud and One Direction for the position of UK Christmas number one.

We prefer the original, but then this one has the kicking bassline. Come on ladies! One pound fish! Very nice and very cheap!