1 Famous people are cunts
Even if famous people are cool, the okes who hang with them suck. Once you're famous, you end up hanging in places that charge forty bucks just to get in and then fifteen for a bladdy SAB beer. And the mellow normal cats can't even get near you coz they don't fit the dress code. So eventually you become a cunt yourself, just because you're famous. That's why fame can go fuck itself.
Even if famous people are cool, the okes who hang with them suck. Once you're famous, you end up hanging in places that charge forty bucks just to get in and then fifteen for a bladdy SAB beer. And the mellow normal cats can't even get near you coz they don't fit the dress code. So eventually you become a cunt yourself, just because you're famous. That's why fame can go fuck itself.
2 Famous people can't smile
Ous say things like, "That's fuckin' funny," with a straight face and don't even smirk, in case someone takes a photo. If it's so funny, why don't you laugh, you fuckin' famous cunt? Also, most celebs are on the cat and the charlie and all those drugs that take away your expressions. So they feel totally fabulous inside, but from the outside they look like someone sprayed them in the face with botox. Either that, or they are on botox! Fame. You can fuckin' have it, bru.
Ous say things like, "That's fuckin' funny," with a straight face and don't even smirk, in case someone takes a photo. If it's so funny, why don't you laugh, you fuckin' famous cunt? Also, most celebs are on the cat and the charlie and all those drugs that take away your expressions. So they feel totally fabulous inside, but from the outside they look like someone sprayed them in the face with botox. Either that, or they are on botox! Fame. You can fuckin' have it, bru.
3 Famous people never fall in love
Famous cats are always dating other famous cats. Everyone they go out with is just another prop to enhance their careering quest for fame so they can make the mags with pics of their fucked-up designer lounge in fuckin' Parkhurst and pics of them with their black doberman. As if normal cunts don't have lounges and dobermans. Then when one of them stops being famous, they either become good okes again, or they find another famous person to go out with, like a cunt.
Famous cats are always dating other famous cats. Everyone they go out with is just another prop to enhance their careering quest for fame so they can make the mags with pics of their fucked-up designer lounge in fuckin' Parkhurst and pics of them with their black doberman. As if normal cunts don't have lounges and dobermans. Then when one of them stops being famous, they either become good okes again, or they find another famous person to go out with, like a cunt.
4 Famous people work too hard
Even if they only on the radio for three mingey hours a day, the rest of the time they're in the gym or doing appearances in shopping malls or pushing play on some fucked-up CD player in some kak club in Boksburg or judging shows where desperate laaities humiliate themselves for half a chance at ten seconds of semi-fame, which is fucked up to begin with anyway. Ous should find a chick that they dig and marry her and have kids, coz love is all that matters. Fame is a load of kak.
Even if they only on the radio for three mingey hours a day, the rest of the time they're in the gym or doing appearances in shopping malls or pushing play on some fucked-up CD player in some kak club in Boksburg or judging shows where desperate laaities humiliate themselves for half a chance at ten seconds of semi-fame, which is fucked up to begin with anyway. Ous should find a chick that they dig and marry her and have kids, coz love is all that matters. Fame is a load of kak.
5 Fame makes people dumb
To be ultra famous, you have to appeal to as many people as possible, and most people are as dumb as fuck. So your shit becomes so mind-numbingly, lowest-common-denominatorly stupid that even a retarded dog is entertained by it. Is that ever gonna help humanity evolve? Not a fuck, bru. That's why no-one wise is famous. And if a famous person ever does anything wise, okes will just tune, "No, man. Don't try to be clever. Do that one where you fall on your arse again."
To be ultra famous, you have to appeal to as many people as possible, and most people are as dumb as fuck. So your shit becomes so mind-numbingly, lowest-common-denominatorly stupid that even a retarded dog is entertained by it. Is that ever gonna help humanity evolve? Not a fuck, bru. That's why no-one wise is famous. And if a famous person ever does anything wise, okes will just tune, "No, man. Don't try to be clever. Do that one where you fall on your arse again."
6 Fame is public prostitution
Whenever a famous person looks in the mirror, they tune themselves, "You poes! You sold out!" Nothing of any quality is ever going to make any money, so every poor fucker has to compromise their youthful idealism to make a living. Except famous okes hate themselves more than normal people. That's coz their fans keep telling them how awesome they are, meanwhile deep down inside they know they're a poes.
Whenever a famous person looks in the mirror, they tune themselves, "You poes! You sold out!" Nothing of any quality is ever going to make any money, so every poor fucker has to compromise their youthful idealism to make a living. Except famous okes hate themselves more than normal people. That's coz their fans keep telling them how awesome they are, meanwhile deep down inside they know they're a poes.
7 Sex is too easy
Wherever famous people go, people want to fuck them. They hope a little bit of their famous specialness will rub off on them. But it doesn't, coz after a famous person fucks you they phone their manager on their cell, and go, "I'm in a suburb called Walmer. Come get me the fuck out of here." Real people only have one sex partner per year and are bladdy grateful. So they learn that sex is special, even if it only lasts 48 seconds.
Wherever famous people go, people want to fuck them. They hope a little bit of their famous specialness will rub off on them. But it doesn't, coz after a famous person fucks you they phone their manager on their cell, and go, "I'm in a suburb called Walmer. Come get me the fuck out of here." Real people only have one sex partner per year and are bladdy grateful. So they learn that sex is special, even if it only lasts 48 seconds.
8 Fame makes you buy kak
Famous ous sign endorsement deals for the biggest load of crap, because crap sells and only the makers of crap can afford famous spokesmen. So you buy a razor coz the famous oke says it rocks, meanwhile it sucks just as much cock as every other overpriced motherfuckin' razor out there. That's why fame can go fuck itself. And whoever makes razors can too. And those expensive fuckin' tops for electric toothbrushes. Cunts.
Famous ous sign endorsement deals for the biggest load of crap, because crap sells and only the makers of crap can afford famous spokesmen. So you buy a razor coz the famous oke says it rocks, meanwhile it sucks just as much cock as every other overpriced motherfuckin' razor out there. That's why fame can go fuck itself. And whoever makes razors can too. And those expensive fuckin' tops for electric toothbrushes. Cunts.
9 You meet too many people
Famous okes are for ever bumping new okes who tune them the same kak about, "I checked you on the TV," and they're always being fully polite, without actually getting to know the dudes. So famous okes have met millions of fans, but they've probably got fewer friends than you have. The oke who's probably got the most friends in the world is this oke called Boz, who used to live in Grahamstown. He's fuckall famous.
Famous okes are for ever bumping new okes who tune them the same kak about, "I checked you on the TV," and they're always being fully polite, without actually getting to know the dudes. So famous okes have met millions of fans, but they've probably got fewer friends than you have. The oke who's probably got the most friends in the world is this oke called Boz, who used to live in Grahamstown. He's fuckall famous.
10 Fame makes people waste their time
Okes end up watching kak TV or reading fucked-up, bullshit magazines and shit because they wanna see all these famous fucks, just cause they can play rugby or they had a boobjob or their face is fuckin' symmetrical. Meanwhile they should be reading some proper ancient wisdom or getting to know each other properly and learning to love. Because love is the answer and chasing celebrity is a load of kak. Fame can go fuck itself one time.
Okes end up watching kak TV or reading fucked-up, bullshit magazines and shit because they wanna see all these famous fucks, just cause they can play rugby or they had a boobjob or their face is fuckin' symmetrical. Meanwhile they should be reading some proper ancient wisdom or getting to know each other properly and learning to love. Because love is the answer and chasing celebrity is a load of kak. Fame can go fuck itself one time.
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So true
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